Know when to roll over and play dead and when to growl and bare your teeth- letting people know not to fuck with you.Be approachable until they prove to you otherwise. Assume that all people, at their core, are kind.Pee on things you don’t want other’s touching and make eye contact with them while doing so. Go trekking in the woods and run through the trees. Walks are kind of the best thing in the world.There is a large chance you just might make their day. Always let the ones you love know how much you mean to them.Unless they don’t have a soul, they’re a liar. People will act like these puppy eyes don’t work on them. Break them out when you accidentally pee on someone’s floor or when you vomit in their sink. Puppy eyes work 85% percent of the time.Even if you hurt someone deeply by fighting with them or, you know, ripping up their favorite sweater- cuddling up to them and being extremely friendly will make it difficult for them to stay mad at you.
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